You argue over who forgot the bags- You buy recyclable bags every time you go and leave them at home- so you have to buy more- or you feel guilty for not helping to save the planet.
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The dry hump- Of one of you bends over to pick up something from the shelf or get a basket- the other feels compelled to dry hump the other one. You do it at home and suddenly forget that other people can see you.
One of you farts- And moves away so everyone else thinks it's the one who has control over their bottom coughs.
You buy things you wouldn't normally- You want to try new stuff because you have a finite amount of time before you leave for another couple of weeks so you have to make fast decisions- usually bad ones. Suddenly the list becomes redundant.
You ask for seconds on free stuff- You each go up and ask for two of whatever is going at the sample counter under the premise of taking one for your partner- then you end up with four between you and buy none of what they are offering.
You buy cheap stuff for your friends- All of your impulse buys mount up, so you end up buying cheap gifts for everyone else to stay in budget.
You fight over who takes the trolley back- Whoever is fastest at packing the bags into the boot and takes the last one- the other has to return the trolley- it's the rule.
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