David Van Day
David burst into the Bush Telegraph and impersonated ex-camp mate Nicola.
With a tea towel under his hat and two rolls of toilet roll beneath his top, he puts on a high pitched voice and said ‘Hello I’m back, I’m the new eye candy on the show.
'That David Van Day I hate him, he’s horrible, look at me, vote for me, it shouldn’t have been me, it should have been him... What’s going on out there, why have you got rid of me? It should have been that David Van Day, look at these (pushes out his chest), cor he ain’t got a pair like that.’
Getting up to walk out, David came back in and continued his rant, ‘I’ve sneaked back into the camp, I’m gonna get that David Van Day, I can’t stand him he’s horrible. I don’t care where he sleeps, what bed he sleeps on he’s a snake in the grass, he’s horrible. Look at those (pushing out his chest again) he hasn’t got a pair like that has he? Look at that tummy a lovely flat tummy and look at that arse.’
He then started singing ‘tits and arses’ before leaving. But just as he is leaving the Bush Telegraph he noticed that Martina was heading his way so quickly removed the tea towel and toilet rolls.