25-05-2005 23:00
Bye Bye Emma B & Ron
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Ron Jeremy and the stunning Emma B were sensationally ejected from The Farm. The public voted the shocked pair out tonight after their fellow Farmhands put them up for elimination along with Keith and Orville.
Despite being Farmer Ryan's top farmer, the model and presenter Emma B was the first to get the chop after receiving the least number of votes. She left The Farm in a stunning dress and a shower of kisses from a shocked Emma Noble.
And despite entertaining the Farmhouse with his extraordinary and often filthy stories, the skin flick star, Ron, joined her. He took it on the chin as the announcement was made, as if he knew it was coming, he had said earlier when it comes to being up against Emma B and Orville he was on his way haome. Although he was shocked that Em had also been evicted.
Keith and his feathered friend were spared the chop. They were both chuffed to pieces to be rejoining the Farmhands for the final night.
Last Duck Standing
After the night of tension, the Farmhands reacted with shock and sadness at the departure of the popular pair, Emma B and Ron.
But there was joy for Keith and Orville as he rejoined the Farmhands, a little surprised. "My wife will be jumping up and down and hanging off the ceiling," said Keith of the result.
Mikey seemed to be disappointed, not only having lost a blonde and gained a duck, the loss of he new found pal, Ron. "Oh Ron. Good old Ron."
"Where's the champagne?" asked Orville, ready to celebrate.
Soon Mikey’s attentions turned back to Emma B. "Didn't she deal with it well though?" he said.
"She's really holding it together," said Emma Noble.
Then it was back to normal, with Keith sorting out the rotas for tomorrow's chores. Soon though, their attentions will be all on tomorrow's exciting final night and the grand prize.
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