23-05-2005 23:00
Feeding time confusion caused a rumble in the Farmhouse this morning when Ron got it wrong, again. He’s just not trying hard enough according to hard-task-mistress Emma B.
The conscientious Farmhand thinks that Ron has been misinforming the team about lamb feeding times and promptly came to the Outhouse to report on her fellow Farmhand.
“Ron told us that the lambs should be fed at 7.30 and 5.30, but that was Ron’s version of what should be done,” Emma told Farm Management.
It’s not the first time that Ron’s been on the wrong side of a blonde. Emma N described the laidback Lothario as having low “animal intuition,” only the other day.
Emma B revealed that the lambs' feeding bottle had also mysteriously vanished, but she couldn’t pin this particular misdemeanour on Ron.
Luckily for the lambs, Emma B and Farm Management were on the case and nobody went hungry. And, after all that, it was Ron who found the lost feeding bottle.
Perhaps he’s not so bad after all?
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