Denise Van Outen has a crush on 'The Only Way Is Essex' star Mick Norcross.
The 37-year-old actress - who provides the voiceover for the ITV2 show - admitted while she fancies the hunky older businessman, she wants to "marry" cheeky chappie Joey Essex for a laugh.
I'd marry Joey though, because he would make me laugh. He might not be the brightest spark, but he looks nice.
She said: "Me and my mates all love Mick Norcross, Kirk's dad on 'The Only Way Is Essex'. We laugh about how that makes us old, because we're not interested in the young ones.
"I'd marry Joey though, because he would make me laugh. He might not be the brightest spark, but he looks nice."
However, Denise is not keen on the show's reality TV rival, E4 series 'Made In Chelsea', because she thinks the characters are "too serious".
She added to Reveal magazine: "I tried 'Made In Chelsea' once and couldn't get into it. To me, it seemed quite serious and like they are all acting too much, so I didn't enjoy it.
"Whereas the tears on 'The Only Way Is Essex' are genuine."