Jodie Marsh's blended balls

24-07-2007 12:00

Jodie Marsh claims she'd make her husband drink his own crushed testicles if he ever cheated on her.

The glamour model, who is currently looking for potential suitors on reality TV show 'Jodie Marsh: Who Will Take Her Up The Aisle', says she'd get the ultimate revenge if he slept with someone else.

Jodie - who has been cheated on in the past - told Britain's Star magazine: "It worries me massively that I'll get cheated on again, but I've got to a point in my life where I'm secure enough to not let it be an issue.

"But if my husband was unfaithful, I wouldn't let on that I knew. I'd act all sweet and lovely, and then slip something in his drink to knock him out, then cut his b*****ks off with a blunt knife. Then I'd mash them up in a blender and make him drink them like a smoothie. And I'm not joking."

The 28-year-old also admits she's worried she will be stood up at the altar when she finally finds the man to marry her.

Jodie - who's already booked the wedding despite not having a husband - said: "I desperately panic about that. It'd be the most embarrassing thing ever, but I've got Ocean Colour Scene booked to play at the reception, so whatever happens, I'll be there dancing."