I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here - Bush Tucker

26 November 2009

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Joe and Kim visit the bar

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here - It is one of the most vile and stomach retching trials to date and the public decided that the Bushtucker Trial dream team of Kim and Joe were the perfect pair to be put through it.

After Colin had exited the jungle, Ant and Dec returned to the camp and said: "We’ve got some news - since Colin left the show this morning the public have been voting for a special Bushtucker Trial, a drinking game called The Jungle Arms."

Justin, still upset over Colin’s departure said: "Oh please god, no, please no."

Ant and Dec revealed that the public wanted to see another two-hander of Kim and Joe.  "I hope there’s a vodka in it," quipped Joe.

"I enjoy trials but this might be pushing the envelope a bit for me because I’ve never drunk whatever it is they have in those drinks.

"Kim is going to be my backbone in this; if she’s knocking them down I’ll be knocking them down with her. It’s very important to put on a show and show people at home we are a unit."

Kim told the public: "You are very mean, it’s my fourth one - it’s a test of my mettle."

Dec welcomed Kim and Joe to The Jungle Arms, a specially built bar set in the trials area of the camp and explained that there were five rounds in this trial and each will consist of a different bevvy from behind the bar.

"In total there are nine stars up for grabs, that’s a possible nine meals for camp. We will let you know how many stars each round is worth."

Ant reminded them that they can stop any part of the trial at any time by saying ‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me out of Here’. He added: "Remember you don’t have to attempt the trial at all, but you will go back to camp empty handed."

The first two drinks were then brought to the table. Said Dec: "This is Castlemaine Four Legs, its pulped cockroaches and mealworms with a couple of live cockroaches as a garnish.  Each drink is worth one star; to win it you have to drink the entire contents of your glass, don’t worry about the live cockroaches."

Kim and Joe toasted each other ‘chin, chin’ before attempting to drink the cocktails. She said to Dec: "It doesn’t blow my skirt up, I’m not passing I wouldn’t give you the pleasure," as both she and Joe down the drink.

Ant described the second round: "This is a Foreskin and Tonic, its pulped crocodile foreskin, garnished with a crocodile penis stirrer, once again each one is worth one star. You only have to drink the drink."

Kim looked disgusted and said: "In the name of God. It’s vile." Joe claimed it tasted like washing up liquid.

For round three, Dec said: "In front of you are a couple of Bum and Coke’s that’s pulped kangaroo anus and water. There’s also a kangaroo paw in there if you want to give it a stir. Knock back the lot and that’s one star each. You only have to have the drink, don’t worry about the paw."

The fourth round was Croc-Tail, pulped crocodile tail with a croc tail stirrer.

"The smell is atrocious, it smells like poo, it’s so bad you can die," said Kim. "Tastes like popcorn to me," said Joe.

The fifth and final round, the last two drinks and this time the celebrities have a choice.

The first one was a Sam-Puka. That’s pulped Witchetty grub, with a Witchetty grub garnish.

The second one was an Eye-Ball, a glass of crushed crocs eyes with a croc eye garnish. Dec explained that if they managed to drink both - making it 10 stars in total - it could win the camp a chocolate treat.

Kim and Joe agreed that it would be worth downing the drinks for the chocolate and opted for the Sam-Puka - which is exactly what Kim did when she downed it.  As soon as she drunk some of the vile concoction, it involuntary came straight back up spewing green slime over her.

"I’ve sicked a little bit but not much," she confessed to Ant and Dec who could hardly contain their laughter. Ant said: "We can’t take that one, will you give it another go?"

Joe chipped in: "My girl will take the other one, don’t look at it first though Kim and don’t make me fall out with you."

Clearly made of sturdy stuff Kim took hold of the glass and said: "When it hits my throat it makes me gag," and with that drank the glass of witchetty grub down in one.

Joe said of the challenge: "It was disgusting but if I had to live on it, I would. It’s good that we’re able to feed the kids back at camp but I wouldn’t do it again. It’s a thrill for us to take the chocolate treat back home."

Kim added: "If I had to live on it, I’d hang myself from the nearest tree."

The dream team returned triumphant to camp. When Kim told George about throwing up the drink then managing to keep the next one down, he said to her: "You are some piece of work - amazing."

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