The Celebrity Big Brother final takes place tonight (February 5) in the UK, and with six housemates standing there's really only one person who truly deserves to win the crown and title of 2016 winter winner: The HBIC, Miss Tiffany 'New York' Pollard.
Tiffany / Credit: Channel 5
1. This is her reality television comeback - she's been off screens for around a decade before she entered the house.
2. She's gone from mostly unknown in the UK to one of the most talked about CBB housemates of all time.
3. She made this awesome video before going into the house.
4. Her entrance was E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
5. She's gone from boos on launch night to incredible cheers.
6. "I'm here to make friends."
7. She dealt with Winston's lecherous ways impeccably.
8. She celebrated her birthday on the first night in the house and managed to pick up some shoes from Gemma Collins as an impromptu gift...
9. ...She called Gemma 'Jenna' for the entire first night...
10. ...But later in the series she annihalated Gemma in the Diary Room after the TOWIE star took the shoes back.
11. She's had some incredible looks.
12. Despite not bonding with most of the housemates, she's smart enough to work her way to the finale.
13. Though she seemed close to Winston on occasion, she shut him down whilst he was being homophobic and helped evict him.
14. She thought David Gest had died in the Diary Room.
15. This.
16. After telling housemates about her attraction to Jeremy, she had to bring it up in a task, telling him: "I wanted to f**k you the minute I saw you, I'm sorry."
17. She didn't need Angie telling her how to do things...
18. She's been unafraid of showcasing her sexuality.
19. Also this.
20. And this.
21. This too.
22. Which ended with THIS.
23. "Usually the snakes I go for are in my man's pants!"
24. "I love YOUNG MEAT!"
25. She may or may not have taken herself to the bathroom to find some release...
26. She refuses to apologise for flirting with SINGLE men.
27. And though she told Darren she found him attractive she never crossed the line because he's married.
28. With any problems she's had in the house with fellow housemates she's immediately gone to the source to sort things out and have her say.
29. She managed to survive every eviction she was put up for with flying colours.
30. After the David Gest is dead situation, John tried to push her out of the house - she refused to give in.
31. Throughout most of her confrontations she handled herself perfectly and apologised whenever she realised she was in the wrong.
32. Tiffany is unafraid of seeing her own flaws and acting on finding a fix for them.
33. She's got some awesome dance moves...
34. "Look at how stressed my [literal] sh*t is!"
35. She and Gemma thought there was a ghost haunting the house.
36. "I didn't sign up for no poltergeist, I don't know how long I'ma last now."
37. She would deliver on drama whenever people gave fake apologies after JUST nominating her for eviction.
38. "I wasn't put here to play kiddie games. That's not what I do. That's not on the agenda of Tiffany 'New York' Pollard".
39. "I would be lying to my core if I said that I hope there's no more drama. I like drama. Drama drives me at times."
40. She's not had the same amount of friends and family support as the rest of the housemates, with her loved ones only able to phone in from the States.
41. Tiffany has been open and honest at all times, and found her way to the top of betting odds and popularity polls throughout.
42. She doesn't hold grudges. After blow-ups (eg. versus Gemma) she'd leave them behind, unlike some of the other housemates (eg. Darren's problem with John).
43. "If I need to be penetrated, why should I keep that to myself?"
44. "I can't wait to leave the house. I'm going to have a stiff drink, a stiff d**k and a steak."
45. "I prom... it's half a promise."
46. "I don't like being around people that I don't know, that's just not me, that's not my way. I'm a black woman from upstate New York."
47. She delivered in her secret task, where she had to share fake rumours with her fellow housemates.
48. She'd be the first female American to take the crown.
49. She'd also be the first black female to win the show.
50. Her reaction to winning would be the perfect cherry on top of a beautiful cake of a season of CBB.
The Celebrity Big Brother final airs tonight, 9pm on Channel 5.
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