Big Brother : Sam & The Brie Of Temptation

Yesterday the Tree of Temptation spoke to Sam in the bathroom and set him a challenge to stink out his fellow housemates. Sam was charged with convincing his housemates a cheesy aroma was his own.

After rubbing cheese on himself, he noted however that he wasn't smelly enough beneath his horse outfit for housemates to sniff out his pong. So, using his own cunning, he returned to the tree to say he'd smothered on some garlic as backup.

Soon fellow housemates picked up his cheesy garlic whiff and believed that it was genuine eau de Sam. So the Tree decreed Sam had been successful in his task and won Dave the message from his children he's waited so long for.

Sam and the Tree are now thick as thieves, with the Tree calling Sam his 'apprentice' and Sam offering to become his 'partner in crime'. As his parting shot, the Tree bid Sam farewell with a "p*** off Pepperpot!"