Noel Gallagher has admitted he laughed out loud when asked to appear on Strictly Come Dancing.
Noel Gallagher
The former Oasis singer receives many reality TV show offers since the band's 2009 split, including I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! and The X Factor, but has turned them all down.
Speaking to The Sun newspaper he explained: "Some f****r saw I'd left Oasis and thought I'd be unemployed so I was even asked to do 'Strictly Come Dancing', which made me laugh the loudest.
"Me? Dance? And who gives a s**t about ballroom dancing?...
"I've been asked to go in to the jungle... and twice for 'The X Factor'."
The star was also offered an appearance on Top Gear despite his inability to drive.
"Then there was 'Top Gear' - even though I can't f***ing drive.
"They said, 'Don't worry about that, just come on.' They wanted to give me driving lessons so I'd pass my test with 'Top Gear'."
Noel has also declined an offer to appear on Piers Morgan's Life Stories, insisting he's a musician first and foremost and will only ever appear on TV to promote his music.
"The only TV I'm doing is Graham Norton, The Jonathan Ross Show and Alan Carr - because I've got a new album coming out.
"I'm not going on TV for anything else. I'm a musician."