Lisa gets the hairdryer treatment - and the boot

12-04-2007 12:04

Lisa was sent to top London restaurant Cipriani to take pictures of celebrities arriving. Bored with hanging around on the street (too ‘random’), Lisa opted to pop into the Toni and Guy hairdressers over the road to get her hair done. “I figured I could kill two birds with one stone,” said a pleased Lisa.When Joe called from the office she told him where she was - and he told Janet and Darryn.A furious Darryn despatched Dean to the salon to pap his colleague. “You don’t fuck around with me, f**king cow,” he muttered. When Lisa got back to the office she got it with both barrels from a furious Darryn.“You made me look like a f**king prick. You don’t pull anything out of the bag for me and you go and get your f**king hair done and do your f**king shopping. That’s all you’re interested in – shopping and f**king hair. We’re slaving our guts out to make a f**king magazine.”Lisa was then called in to Janet’s office where the editor told her: “Darryn said quite clearly to go and stand outside the restaurant. He didn’t say go and get your hair done. I told you last week to improve your attitude….I’ve decided to let you go.”With a burst of expletives, Janet ordered Lisa to clear her desk and leave the office, which Lisa did, but not before sarcastically telling Darryn with a hard slap on the back: “Well done, you’re a man” and then giving half of the office a flick of the middle finger.