- Can vegans still use 'cheesy' pick-up lines?
Vegan on Female First
- First rule of vegan club- tell everyone about vegan club
- If two vegetarians are arguing, is it still called a 'beef'?
- When vegans pose for photos do they say 'soy!'?
- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Knock, Knock
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce in and we'll tell you!
- Why did the tofu cross the road? Because it wanted to prove it wasn't chicken
- What's the best way to keep milk fresh? Leave it in the cow!
- Why did the tomato become flushed? Because he saw the plate of mixed greens, dressing.
- Why do potatoes always argue?
- Because they can never see eye to eye
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