What scares you the most? Spiders, the dark, heights?

It's almost Halloween to be fair...

It's almost Halloween to be fair...

Well, if you're English, apparently the most fearful things are a little more specific...

Trending right now on Twitter is #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words and some of the suggestions are hilarious.

Here are the best tweets going viral right now.

"I microwaved your tea"

Unforgivable...

"Coronation Street is cancelled"

We love a good soap!

"It's called a roll"

The existential question, is it a roll, a teacake, a bap... It's the debate the divides the nation!

"Jaffa - cake or biscuit"

How is this still a debate? It's in the name...

And we'll end it here...