For many people- dieting is their resolution year after year- but its arguably one of the hardest things to stick to when there is all that Christmas chocolate left over just lurking on the sideboard. That is my excuse- but what reasons do other people use to defend their lack of weight loss? SodaStream reveal them all! Any of these sound familiar?

Health on Female First

Health on Female First

I’ve had a bad day- You are the one good thing going on in my life- Mr cake.

I always felt hungry- I have not heard my stomach growl in 10 years but sure- I’m hungry.

I was bored- Shall I go to the gym? Clean the house? Catch up on work? Or should I just sit and eat this share size bag of onion rings and watch TV? Why am I even asking the question?

I was eating out and couldn’t resist-What happens in a restaurant stays in a restaurant.

I haven’t got any will power- Nor do I have any size 12 clothes or recollection of what my belly button looks like.

It’s that time of the month, so I need chocolate- It’s for all the iron I have lost.

It’s rude to turn it down when someone has made it for me- I could have said I would eat it later- but come on- I could not have hurting someone’s feelings on my conscience.

I couldn’t resist- It was there, it was calling my name- it needed eating up.

I needed cheering up- Call a friend? No! Ask my partner for a shoulder to cry on? Wrong! Tuck into a share size bar of chocolate- that will fix all of my problems.

I find it too difficult to keep going- A week maybe and then I lose interest and all motivation- I can’t live in this carb free, salad infested world of misery anymore!

I enjoy eating unhealthy food or the odd treat- Salad tastes icky- chips taste good- why would I eat something that makes me want to hurl with every mouthful?

It was my birthday- Cake!

I’m in a bad mood with my partner- He called me fat- so I’ll show him!

I’ve been good and I deserve it- I threw some chips away from the take away I had last night- which obviously equals in calories to this chocolate bar today- obviously.

Life is too short- And I conveniently forget that eating all this bad food is making it even shorter!

It’s hard to eat healthy when it’s cold and wet outside- It’s snowing- I need carbs- lots of carbs!

I needed a sugar rush/energy- I haven't eaten or drank anything all day so that justifies a big fat chocolate bar to perk me up.

I’m thinking about food all the time- I pass McDonalds on my way to work, then my colleague gets a sausage sandwich for breakfast, then it’s another colleague’s birthday and there is cake- I am just surrounded.

Healthy food is too expensive- I haven’t been down the veg aisle since the mid-nineties but this pizza is only £1- the healthy aisle involves chopping, mixing, softening, boiling, simmering- my head hurts. Oven at 200- 15 minutes done!

I don’t want to be a killjoy- My friends were going out for a buffet, my partner was guzzling the popcorn down at the cinema too, we went out for a coffee and it would be rude not to have a snack on the side.

I was lonely- No-one loves me because I’m fat- so what’s the point in trying anymore?

I’ve got a hangover and I need lardy food- I know that a good meal replacement shake or bar would give me all the essential nutrients to fight the hangover symptoms but a greasy fry up is much more appealing!

It was my partner’s birthday- Cake!

It was my child’s birthday- Cake!

There wasn’t anything healthy in the cupboard- Meaning- I don’t waste my time in the salad aisle nor did I buy anything remotely healthy at the supermarket- so all I am left with is this curry ready meal- I’m sad- so sad.

Tips sourced from SodaStream who aim to get people drinking more water by making it exciting- for more information go to www.sodastream.co.uk 


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