Hello there little monster, what are you up to?
I'm in a cab to the studio taking time out to answer these questions for you lovely people
So, tell me a bit about what you’re here to promote?
My single Last Ones Standing and my Album Won't Go Quietly. I'd promote my UK tour but it's sold out so seems pretty pointless
And if we didn’t have any clue as to who you were, what three words sum you up?
No. Eye. Deer
And as Jacko had the Moonwalk and Elvis had the snake hips, what do you have that makes you unique?
A big bottom lip
Now, clearly we need to get to know each other more, so tell me an interesting fact about you that noone else knows?
I once worked in the props department on Star Wars ep 3 and made lightsabers. I have a small collection that I made myself
What song do you wish you’d written?
It's a Mans Mans Mans World by James Brown
If I was contemplating coming to your show or sitting at home and TV, how would you convince me to come out?
I don't have to convince people. Anyone who's seen my live show knows it's a life changing experience
And if you were to take me on a trip to your hometown, what would be the first place we’d go?
Hammersmith Bridge. I run over it almost every day when I go for a jog. It's a delicious sight to behold - the bridge, not me running...
Who was the last person you called / text and what for?
Nandos. To place an order for collection
If you were a superhero, what would be your superpower?
Flight
If you had to date a member of the same sex who would it be?
George Clooney I reckon. I reckon he's got great chat
What was the last thing you bought?
A late flight back from Ibiza. I missed one. Then booked another and missed that. It's a dangerous place
Have you ever been arrested?
Yeh a few times. Blowing up a moped. Setting fire to a bin. Some bloke once ran my mate over and then drove off so we followed him and sprayed his entire car in fire extinguisher foam. He deserved it. This was all over 15 years ago though. Now I'm not into vandalism or fire.
Speaking of prison - if you were to send someone to prison for crimes against music, who would it be?
The Saturdays have released some pretty dreadful stuff but they didn't write the songs so it's not their fault
What were you doing last night at 11?
Sleeping
FemaleFirst - Ruth Harrison
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