Everything seems like a good idea- Like getting a tattoo of their new love's name. FYI- never a good idea.
Ignore you!
They are totally cool with PDA- Feeding each other, nose touching and kissing right next to you at the table- na-ah!
They refer to the 'we'- Not the 'me'- because they have merged into one person now and you rarely get to see your friend alone.
They are not always honest- They lie to you to spend more time with their new lover instead of just telling you the truth- 'I'm ditching you for sex.'
They worry about losing their partner- And become preoccupied with hacking into their accounts and over analysing their partner's Facebook page- which you get dragged into.
When you talk to one you are actually talking to both of them- Because they are always together and often not even looking at you while you speak.
They use baby talk- Cutesy nicknames and high pitched noises- you feel like bringing a collapsible bucket with you every time you see them.
They work out together- Because personal space is no longer a priority.
They make you feel like the third wheel- They practically have sex right next to you on the couch.
They overshare on Facebook- Nobody needs to read what you should be confining to text message.