The Spoiler- They have to post about your favourite TV show the minute it finishes, revealing all that's happened so you really don't need to watch it after all- out with you!
The Spoiler!
The Bragger- The person who will never tell you when they're having a bad day, when their partner has left them or they've lost their job- but when everything is going right in their life- they have verbal diahorrea. Off you go!
The Poser- The one who posts pictures of themselves every day in a new pose to tell you they have new hair, a new outfit or have just bought a new line of make-up. Please sod off!
The Over Sharer- The guy/gal that posts every time something happens in their day- what they had for breakfast, dinner and tea, how they're feeling, what they're planning with their evening, then updates about how it's going. ENOUGH!
The Overeager Parent- The parent who posts pictures of their baby minutes after it's come out and chooses to post their baby album online. News flash- they all look the same at that age. Off you trot!
The Self-Promoter/Link Sharer- The person who only posts stuff for their business or their job. They clearly hate Facebook and only use it because they have to. Can't be bothered with that anymore!
The Like/Share/Comment Peeps- No, no and no! If I want to do any of this I don't need you to tell me so! Please get out of my life pronto!
The Music Video Sharer- If I wanted to watch so many music videos I would go to You Tube. We get it- you love music- but your posts are taking up room for funny cat videos damn it! Ba-bye!
The Chain Mailer- The 'if you don't share this you will die', or 'if you do you will win the lottery or get some good luck' poster. Because Facebook has such poswers- yeah right! See ya laters.
The Gusher- Like you would say any of this sentimental drivel to anyone in real life. They would actually laugh in your face if you did. See ya- wouldn't want to be ya.
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