As couples, we have to endure a lot of boring things with each other- just like anyone else- however we have come up with some ingenious ideas to make the most mundane of tasks rather entertaining with Interparcel.
Supermarket shopping
Being kept on hold- Whether it's for bills to order tickets or to make an appointment at the doctors- this is to be expected. Instead of listening to the upbeat music at the other end of the line- why not put it on speakerphone and start to fool around? You might sneak a kiss or a little over the clothes action. But knowing helplines as I do- you will probably get at least a 20 minute sex session in before someone picks up. Why waste the time? The orgasm will take your mind off the huge phone bill and you can keep your rhythm up to the beat!
Traffic jams- If your partner is at home- give him a call- get him all worked up for when you get back- and I don't mean by telling him you are deviating to pick up a take away.
Ad breaks- These were not made for cups of tea and toilet breaks- no, no, no- they were made for quickies!
Loading the dishwasher- There is a lot of bending over involved- so if you are doing the loading- your partner is bound to take you from behind in a dry hump because it's right there- why not use this time for some kitchen sex post stacking?!
Showering- Don't do it alone- it's far too regimented! Wake your partner up a little earlier in the morning and take a shower together- you will definitely go to work with a smile on your face!
Cleaning the house- Have an incentive system- 'you clean the kitchen and I will give you a blow job', 'I will iron your shirts as long as you go down on me later?' The house looks sparkling in no time!
CV writing- Write a real one- your future career depends on it- but as a treat- why not have a little role play afterwards? Put on your best and tell him why he should hire you as his secretary- if you pass- let him take you over the study desk. It will give you something to smile about at interview.
Shopping- Supermarket shopping can be the dullest of activities unless you get creative. Buy some chocolate for melting, some whipped cream for squirting, take an extended look down the aisle with all the lubes and see how many times you can give your partner a cheeky kiss or bum pinch when your fellow shoppers aren't looking.