You expect your friend to text back right away- What are they doing? Why would they start a text conversation and then wander off without their phone?
Do you like things done yesterday?!
You like boxsets that get to the point- You are immediately put off by a long intro or a complicated storyline and are known to everyone as 'the flicker' - meaning you incessantly flick between the channels.
You can't wait for a meal out- You must snack beforehand just in case they take forever to bring your dish.
You favour the microwave over the oven- Because it takes far less time and you get to eat quicker!
You get in the car and drive- You don't dawdle for things like checking your mirrors- that would be too time consuming.
You always do the amber gamble- You do not tolerate people who stop on an amber light. It's madness I tell you!
You hate stopping for pedestrians- They always seem to drop down to slow mode when you pull up.
Red lights seem like an eternity to you- You think they get longer every time you stop.
You can't bare slow walkers- You try to overtake them but they always seem to block you with wide arm gestures and by snaking along the pavement.
You hate queues- Even if you're ravenous- you are still willing to undo your plans so you don't have to wait.
You always choose your meal super fast- And get irritated by people who are torn between two dishes- just pick one already!
You eat your meals without coming up for air- And are ready to leave before the other person has had their third bite.
You watch boxset episodes in secret- Even though you have told your TV buddy that you would never do such a thing. LIAR!