The Cannibal- Otherwise known as the lip biter- they see it in films and think they can pull it off- but it just feels like they are eating your face.
Have you ever had one of these?
The Dentist- Or the toothy kisser- you may need work doing after smooching this guy.
The Buffet- The guy who neglected to chew gum or brush his teeth after his last pongy food choice.
The Vampire- Or the 'hicky enthusiast' who likes to nibble on your neck in the dark.
The Reptile- The one who just uses their tongue like a giant poking device.
The Presumer- The man who goes in for a kiss and even when there is no reciprocation- keeps going.
The Puppy Dog- The dude who licks your face.
The Spin Cycle- Someone who loves the circular motion.
The Darth Vader- The man who deep breathes while you're lip locking- all you wanted was a kiss not resuscitation.
The Amateur Hour- Finally the man who has absolutely no idea what he's doing but makes up for it in enthusiasm.
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