Survey the room- You take a look at the number of biscuits, seek out the free stuff in the bathroom and test out the bed. If it passes all three tests you are happy bunnies.
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Get mad at the shower- All you want is a relaxing shower or bath and the handles and knobs require a masters in order to get to the perfect temperature. Not hot shower sex for you then.
Steal the toiletries- You always bring your own stuff because hotel room products dry you out from head to toe, but it's free- so you still take it, despite your mini bar of cheap toiletries you already have at home from previous trips.
Run out of towels- Women need a bath towel and a hair towel as a minimum and your fella ends up with a flannel to cover his bits and exits the bathroom in a wet rage.
Watch terrible TV- You end up settling for your favourite show in subtitles because there is never anything on even though you have seen the episode a million times before. Or you can't get off the hotel channel.
Compare your sex noises to other couples- You start to doubt whether you should be nosier in bed or whether you are settling for just the one session rather than two like the couple next door.
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