Thursday 22nd May

The boys call Jay’s bluff and agree to go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is ‘like a massive orgy’.

Jay’s dad is on hand to give advice on all matters sexual, whether they want it or.

When they do finally get to the disco, despite the presence of Shakin’ Stevens, it’s actually not bad, and they learn that Neil can dance. He really can. It’s a bit weird… but he can dance.

Things start to go wrong as Will skids, Jay lies, and Simon makes an extraordinary choice on a first date.