After Ashley's outrageous tirade in the last episode of A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, the house is completely drained. Bobby is back from the hospital, good as new, but feeling the mood of a worn out house. Then, an air horn goes off, jolting the sleepy contestants awake. Some of the boys think it would shake up the downer atmosphere to wake everyone up in style, but the girls take it as a creepy frat house gesture. If one thing hasn't changed here, it's that these girls are never going to like the guys! The Tila message for the day informs the gang to put on skimpy little outfits with sponges all over them. Tila says that since last night had made things so dirty, she wants her guys and girls to get cleaned up. The group is curious. What will they be cleaning with their own bodies? Tila's crew heads to the challenge and finds their answer -- Tila has taken it upon herself to dirty up her ride so she can have all her admirers clean it off in the most naughty and interesting way possible. The winner gets some "clean up" time with Tila at a spa. The losers are sleeping outside! Seriously! The interesting part of the choosing process is that the team captains were both boys, Domenico and Michael, making this erotic car wash competition coed. They pickteams like they are back in grade school, choosing one by one and leaving Vanessa picked last. It's ok Vanessa, one day you'll be picked first! Maybe with Tila! The teams go at it, using their hair, feet, tongues and everything in between! While most everyone goes all out to clean the car, Vanessa just lays on the hood, having to always be the center of attention. As the Hummers finally looks somewhat decent, the whistle is blown. It's time for Tila to decide. Michael's team definitely did a better job. Looks like Domenico's team is going outside! And then, quite possibly from the result of losing the competition, things heat up inside. Vanessa argues with Bobby over sexuality. Apparently, Bobby doesn't see why Ashli would be here if she is a virgin -- he doesn't know how she could possibly know what she wants. The only one who should be unsure is Tila, because that's the whole point of the show and competition! But Brandi stands up to her defense, and Ashli puts Bobby in his place, asking if he's ever slept with a man to know that he's straight. Meanwhile, the winners roll up to the beauty bar! After the boys and girls, enjoy a little facial and manicure, it's time to get waxed! Yes, the boys may have liked getting pampered, but it's time for a little pulling of hairs. Aftermost of the guys get random parts of their bodies waxed, feeling what it's truly like to be a girl, Michael B. takes the cake. For Tila, of course, he gets he rear waxed. Not only this, but his bag of marbles as well. Yes. His marbles.
Tila decides it's one on one time, especially after witnessing the horror of waxing a man. During her time with Bobby, she starts to find traces of nervousness. Could Bobby have nothing to say to her? Could he be searching for words that never come to him in this most precious time? This nervousness seems to only be coming from Bobby, as all the other admirers speak casually and comfortably with Tila. Maybe Bobby is really falling hard and fumbling for words?
That night, the losers sleep outside. They make Tila s'mores to make up for their horrible washing job during the day. Then, alone time. Brandi tells Tila of her rough childhood. While explaining this, she realizes how she's quickly falling for Tila. And it seems that this is quite the reoccurring theme with everyone else as well. All the other admirers get deep and personal with our beautiful host, really opening up and showing their true colors. Since they all show who they really are, Tila can not let herself have them sleep outside.
Vanessa, having to be the center of attention, skinny-dips in the pool. Everyone is getting fed up with her attitude, and Bobby starts talking to others about Vanessa's is flirting with him, and he is actually becoming uncomfortable with her advances.
In the kitchen, everyone sits around the table. Brandi calmly tells Vanessa to stop playing with Bobby. Not only is she being vulgar, but totally defeating the purpose of living in the house. When Bobby refuses to say that he wants to do naughty things to Vanessa the temptress blows her own fuse. She ends up throwing a cup of water at Brandi. The two of them are raring to fight, but no one is going to let that happen. They scream and shout back and forth, but the two break off without resolving anything. Brandi makes it clear that she will never let Tila end up with Vanessa.
The next morning Vanessa's found outside on the couch after sleeping outside. Vanessa simply doesn't care about any of the other contestants, only Tila. She is done trying to please them.
Everyone checks out the next note, informing them that they will celebrate Tila De Mayo. The game they play is simple. They have to spin around in a chair until they can't see straight, then run a tray of drinks to Tila. Simple, yes, but not easy. As the final two contestants are placed in the chairs, the score is tied. It's up to Steven and Dani. As the final drinks are placed on the table, Steven spills all of his drinks. The ladies take the gold! Dani, once again, saves the girls' team.
The ladies then hop in Tila's limo and are whisked away to her favorite Mexican hot spot. There, they discuss the drama from last night. Tila is more dumbfounded over the fact that they would even take the time to have this kind of drama, which has nothing to do with our hostess. Vanessa thinks Bobby is definitely going home. And now, so does Bobby.
Now comes elimination time. Dani is the first one picked to stay. And why shouldn't she be? She's been the savior of the girls' team for far too long. Next, Ryan is chosen, followed by Brandi, Domenico, Amanda, Steven, and Vanessa. Then comes the final key. Tila says goodbye to Ashli, thinking she's too pure and innocent to really have a relationship with Tila. And that leaves us with Michael B. and Bobby. Tila lets them know she connects with both of them, but in completely different ways. She gives the key to Bobby. Michael, feeling as though he has learned and grown so much, knows he'll be just fine. He gives a heartfelt goodbye and everyone is sad to see him leaving.
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