The boys write an obscene book which makes fun of Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker and leads to her being shot in the brand-new episode of South Park (Season 14) titled ‘The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs’, premiering on Friday, March 26 at 10:30pm on Comedy Central (UK).

Mr. Garrison assigns 'Catcher In The Rye' by J.D. Salinger to the class, emphasizing how it was once banned for being vulgar.

On finishing the book the boys are disappointed that they didn’t find it offensive and decide to write ‘The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs’, a disgusting novel that insults Sarah Jessica Parker 465 times and causes readers to vomit.

When the residents of South Park discover the book the boys fear that they’ll get into trouble for its revolting content and lay the blame with Butters - a lie that backfires massively as Butters becomes revered worldwide as an artistic genius.

Infuriated, Cartman suggests that since John Lennon’s murderer blamed Catcher In The Rye for his crime they should try and get Sarah Jessica Parker killed, thus causing  ‘The Tale Of Scrotie Mcboogerballs’ to get banned.

Together the boys persuade Sarah Jessica Parker to dress up as a moose and get her to wander around a forest riddled with hunters that shot her dead.

Meanwhile, Butters writes a second book called ‘The Poop That Took a Pee’, which is read out of the Today Show by Morgan Freeman.

Although this book isn’t as vulgar as its first incarnation it does ironically inspire a man to kill American reality TV sisters the Kardashians, which deeply upsets Butters and in a similar vein to J.D Salinger never writes another book again.

Brand-new episodes of South Park are made just days before they TX in the UK and are always topical. Last week’s new episode saw Tiger Woods get savagely mocked and previous seasons have spoofed the likes of Tom Cruise, Michael Jackson and Britney Spears.

Launched in 1997, South Park is now in its 14th season and fast approaching its milestone 200th episode, which is rumoured to be an 'all star who’s who' by The New York Times and is due to premiere in the UK on Friday 16th April at 10:30pm

Brand-new South Park (Season 14) ‘The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs’ premieres on Friday, March 26 at 10:30pm on Comedy Central (UK). Repeated on Sunday, March 28 at 11:20pm, Monday, March 29 at 10:30pm and Wednesday, March 31 at 10:30pm.

  1. by karma 26th Mar 2010 21:56

    it was actually really funny. I never noticed that she was that ulgy!

  2. by Fred 31st Mar 2010 22:41

    Love southpark!! They nail it every time. They did it with Tom Cruise, Clooney, Kanye West and now one if the mist brutal looking actresses in Hollywood Sarah Jessica Parker aka, visual pollution.

  3. by kitty 09th Apr 2010 20:59

    Sarah jessica parker is beautiful, are you all blind?
    I love South Parc but I sometimes have a problem with bashing down people just for the sake of it.

  4. by Molly 19th May 2012 00:36

    What would you do if they said something on a show about you that went all around the world? It's not nice at all. I watch south park but they took it too far.