Vicky Pattison wants to be a relationship guru on 'Love Island'.

Vicky Pattison

Vicky Pattison

The former 'Geordie Shore' star - who made a name for herself by getting drunk and having sex on television - is desperate to jet out to the villa in Majorca to give the likes of Olivia Attwood and Jessica Shears a little pep talk on protecting their hearts.

Speaking to The Sun newspaper, she said: "If they asked me to go in that 'Love Island' villa and shake things up, like give the girls a good night about and some advice, I would be there like a shot. I'd go in and give the asses a bit of a pep talk and be like, 'Right, girls, don't let the lads play you.' - and everything else. I feel like I have the knowledge and experience that could help them a bit, and I'm such a fan girl."

And the 29-year-old star certainly seems like the right person to take on that role as she's very happy with her boyfriend John Noble and is even thinking about marriage.

She said recently: "John's got a traveller heritage so I'm going the full nine years.

"I want butterflies and LEDs on my dress. I've already been in touch with Thelma Madine [from 'My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding'] - she's buzzing."

The pair first dated when Vicky was 21 years old but it wasn't the "right time."

She said: "I just can't imagine why I was ever with anyone else. He's always been the right man - it was just the wrong time. Now it's the right time. He ticks every box.

"I know I'm going to marry him but I'm not in any hurry. We're in a cute place. Every stage when you're in love is exciting and perfect - and I love this one so much. But I do want it to happen with him."