Big Brother 2009: Karly, 21, model

Yes boys, you did see her on the pages of FHM…

Ladies and gentlemen, may we introduce Karly for your delectation? Blonde, blue-eyed, footballer-chasing Karly is a part-time glamour model whose proudest moment is when she made it into the Top 100 FHM High Street Honeys.

Just don’t mention that she never made it into the top ten, peaking at number 16. Or that she got sacked from her job for appearing in the list. Hang on – what’s this? Karly has another ‘proudest moment’ when she got accepted into Dundee University. See – brains and beauty.

Just don’t mention that she quit just three weeks in. However, the biggest shock for us was when she revealed her perfect celebrity type – Simon Cowell. No, it’s not a misprint, she really did say Simon Cowell. So, inevitably we must come to the bad bits.

Karly reckons that her untidiness alone will make her very unpopular. Add to that a tendency to always be late for everything and having a ‘gutter mouth’ and you’ve got Karly.