Joe Swash

Joe Swash

After a day of bacon and eggs breakfast, treats and snacks the celebrities were unhappy when a vegetarian dinner arrived.

Joe earlier had won six stars in his Trial and they all hoped for something heartier than the exotic mushrooms, baby beetroot, sweet potatoes, garlic and broccolini.

‘That just sucks, we need protein; mushrooms are not protein’, complained Martina.

Joe said: ‘Are they kidding me? After standing on a 120 foot pole?'

Simon added: ‘Are they having a laugh, is anybody vegetarian here? We dug a hole for all those hours, exerted all this energy, not to feed the muscles again. Looks like we’re going to be aching tomorrow’