Crissy Rock
Pat The Player
The public voted for Pat to undertake the Bush Tucker Trial but he claimed that he had planned to be voted in all along by his treatment of Lorraine. “Yes it worked. Scam!” he shouted. Sinitta commiserated with him but he replied “Don’t be sorry. It’s my plan all along.”
He excused his behaviour over Lorraine’s teddy bear Tedward by saying he was playing the viewers at home so that he could do a trial.
“I behaved the way I did yesterday because I wanted to get the public to vote for me to do a trial. I’ve got a scam going at the moment which is why I went overboard on Tedward, not to make Lorraine cry, I did it to get a go at something, I’m not a nasty person. Don’t go on a show and not get involved in it, I want to be on this show, I don’t want to sit and watch another task that Sinitta fails, boring!
“Up until now I had zero chance of getting a trial at least I get to have a go, no point being number 10 out of 12 every day, I’ve come here to do it, I’d rather be on it every day.”
But while Lorraine congratulated him some of the other celebrities weren’t so sure of his motives. “Now he’s decided ‘I did it on purpose so I got picked’. Well I don’t quite believe that” said Antony.
Crissy said “I hope it goes tits up for him.”
Willie said “He has gone for his Trial. He’s convinced he’s coming back with 12. There’s confidence for you.”
Mark said “He’s got a lot to like up to and he’s got a lot to prove because he’s got a lot of pressure on him today. You’ve got to know Pat to love him but I can see why people think he’s a bit brutal but he’s not. It’s just friendly banter and he speaks his mind.”
Now he’s decided ‘I did it on purpose so I got picked’. Well I don’t quite believe that
Jessica-Jane said “I think he’s like Marmite. You either love him or you hate him because there’s some campmates in the camp that really didn’t like him and some that really do like him.”
Despite their history Lorraine said “Let’s hope it’s a really monster for him so he can really prove himself and it can be really worth what he caused to get it.”
Antony added: “There’s a reason that Pat’s not been on TV for ten years – he’s a massive kn**. He’s not funny, he’s the unfunniest man I’ve ever met who says inappropriate things at inappropriate times. Imagine spending your whole life with him where everything involves him say ‘I’m just joking around pal.” This Tedwardgate where he was going to cut off his head and burn him on a stake in the fire like Joan of Arc made Lorraine very upset, it wasn’t a joke.”
But Pat had the last word. “It’s time for someone else to have a go and time for me to bring back the food hopefully. They might make it really tricky for me and I’ll bring back zero band look like a dick but such is life. I’ve looked like a dick before. Remember the 80s.”
Head Trip
Pat confidently strolled to the Trials area determined to win stars for camp. He explained “I think I was probably chosen due to Tedwardgate”. I thought if I got a bit more involved rather than just being Mr Nice Guy like I am in real life. I thought maybe someone will pick on me so it seemed that somebody’s the public so that’s great. It wasn’t totally premeditated. I absolutely want to get 12 stars to win the food for camp. I’m definitely going to do it and I can’t see myself shouting I’m A Celebrity so I’m going to go for it.”
Pat had to travel through a long tunnel that was split into five different environments. He had to move through each one and solve the puzzles in each one to win up to the 12 stars. And in each environment, there were also jungle critters. And to make matters worse, only his head was in the environment, so he would literally come face to face with them.
The first box represented the desert and contained lizards, Pat had to pull the two stars connected by strong though a zig zag track and place them on a ledge at the other end of the tank.
The next represented a swamp and contained baby crocodiles. As he pulled on the cords, he was covered in slime and mealworms. There were three cords, three stars and three lots of slime. He retrieved two but dropped one.
The third one represented the sky and was filled with flies and moths. It also contained a balloon that burst to reveal two stars which again Pat retrieved.
The fourth chamber was pitch black and represented underground. He had to pull a string to get a star and was covered in cockroaches as he grappled around in the dark. Another contained crickets, and a third contained mealworms. Again, Pat retrieved all three stars.
The final tank represented the jungle and contained snakes. Using his mouth, Pat had to hook two stars and place them on a ledge. Again, he did this successfully making a total of 11 stars out of a possible 12.
Clearly pleased with himself he said “It’s tough. The insects didn’t bother me as much because I was only looking at the stars. The last meal I’m going to give it to Tedward. Tedward gets my meal. Lorraine’s happy, we’re all friends again. It’s going to be great. I’m still the panto villain. I’m just going to carry on being me.”
Smugly Victorious
Pat returned delighted that he’d won 11 out of the possible 12 stars and also said that he was happy to have spent some time away from the camp.
“I don’t think anyone’s brought home that many from a Bushtucker Trial” he said.
He wanted to explain his adventure to everyone, so stood by the Sin Bin as he recounted in detail how he’d done. “How many stars did you get?” snapped Antony eventually. “One plus another one is eleven” said a delighted Pat.
“I was praying that he’d done well for food. And he said one and another one and I got a little bit impatient. He might be a berk but he still got 11 stars.”
Pat The Player
The public voted for Pat to undertake the Bush Tucker Trial but he claimed that he had planned to be voted in all along by his treatment of Lorraine. “Yes it worked. Scam!” he shouted. Sinitta commiserated with him but he replied “Don’t be sorry. It’s my plan all along.”
He excused his behaviour over Lorraine’s teddy bear Tedward by saying he was playing the viewers at home so that he could do a trial.
“I behaved the way I did yesterday because I wanted to get the public to vote for me to do a trial. I’ve got a scam going at the moment which is why I went overboard on Tedward, not to make Lorraine cry, I did it to get a go at something, I’m not a nasty person. Don’t go on a show and not get involved in it, I want to be on this show, I don’t want to sit and watch another task that Sinitta fails, boring!
“Up until now I had zero chance of getting a trial at least I get to have a go, no point being number 10 out of 12 every day, I’ve come here to do it, I’d rather be on it every day.”
But while Lorraine congratulated him some of the other celebrities weren’t so sure of his motives. “Now he’s decided ‘I did it on purpose so I got picked’. Well I don’t quite believe that” said Antony.
Crissy said “I hope it goes tits up for him.”
Willie said “He has gone for his Trial. He’s convinced he’s coming back with 12. There’s confidence for you.”
Mark said “He’s got a lot to like up to and he’s got a lot to prove because he’s got a lot of pressure on him today. You’ve got to know Pat to love him but I can see why people think he’s a bit brutal but he’s not. It’s just friendly banter and he speaks his mind.”
Jessica-Jane said “I think he’s like Marmite. You either love him or you hate him because there’s some campmates in the camp that really didn’t like him and some that really do like him.”
Despite their history Lorraine said “Let’s hope it’s a really monster for him so he can really prove himself and it can be really worth what he caused to get it.”
Antony added: “There’s a reason that Pat’s not been on TV for ten years – he’s a massive kn**. He’s not funny, he’s the unfunniest man I’ve ever met who says inappropriate things at inappropriate times. Imagine spending your whole life with him where everything involves him say ‘I’m just joking around pal.” This Tedwardgate where he was going to cut off his head and burn him on a stake in the fire like Joan of Arc made Lorraine very upset, it wasn’t a joke.”
But Pat had the last word. “It’s time for someone else to have a go and time for me to bring back the food hopefully. They might make it really tricky for me and I’ll bring back zero band look like a dick but such is life. I’ve looked like a dick before. Remember the 80s.”
Head Trip
Pat confidently strolled to the Trials area determined to win stars for camp. He explained “I think I was probably chosen due to Tedwardgate”. I thought if I got a bit more involved rather than just being Mr Nice Guy like I am in real life. I thought maybe someone will pick on me so it seemed that somebody’s the public so that’s great. It wasn’t totally premeditated. I absolutely want to get 12 stars to win the food for camp. I’m definitely going to do it and I can’t see myself shouting I’m A Celebrity so I’m going to go for it.”
Pat had to travel through a long tunnel that was split into five different environments. He had to move through each one and solve the puzzles in each one to win up to the 12 stars. And in each environment, there were also jungle critters. And to make matters worse, only his head was in the environment, so he would literally come face to face with them.
The first box represented the desert and contained lizards, Pat had to pull the two stars connected by strong though a zig zag track and place them on a ledge at the other end of the tank.
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