Fatima

Fatima

 

Hot Tub Hangover

Willie woke up in the night still very tipsy, staggered around in his underpants and fell on Antony following their champagne hot tub party with Peter Andre.

It was the morning after the night before and Willie was very hung-over. “I had no shoes or boots on, I had to get to the loo and I tried in vain to light a lantern. I can remember walking down the path,” he said demonstrating his staggering.

Dougie said: “It was the best night ever Willie”.

In the Bush Telegraph, Willie said: “I’m not my best, drank too much too quick, went to bed, got up to pee, I was all over the place, even I must have thought it was funny, climbing over beds, laying over Antony, staggered up the path, couldn’t light a lantern none bloody wicks in, got candle then security saw me home.

“It was a fun night, real fun night, I think possibly one of the funniest nights of the whole 3 weeks, really, got to pay the price now, worth it. I’m not feeling at my best this morning, drinking so quickly in the pool water, I’m now paying the price, not on good form this morning, although not regretting it, not one little bit, a fun,  fun, fun evening, I still had a real fun day, Peter Andre arriving sparked the camp up, the girls were loving it.”

Willie, who lost his clothes after the hot tub party, said he had mixed emotions about his time in the Jungle. “I thought I would be one of the first two people out of the jungle. The experience has been from, very highs like last night, to very lows, in fact as low as I've ever been in my life. It's an experience, to explain is very difficult because there is so much in the jungle, with hunger, close proximity to other people, living in each other pockets, can be very difficult, it is an experience possibly everyone should do, you learn about others, you learn about yourself, learning really deep and know what your capabilities are. I've got my limitations, and possibly before I didn’t really know what those parameters were, being in jungle I'm a stronger person hopefully. We are going for the final furlong I have gone past the 2 marker, flat out, there are a few of us all just going for the finishing line, let's see who gets in first, I'm still there, let's hope I don’t trip up.”

Antony said “I can’t go home today, I’m not fit for travel so I’ll have to stay, I’m hungover!”

Bossima

Fatima was having a chat with all the other camp-mates before she started her camp cleaning tasks for the day.  “It’s the last chance today for it not to be an all boy final” declared Antony.  Mark smiled and said “You’re the last lady left Fats”.

“I’m not afraid of that, I’m really pleased, I’m there for the girls” said Fatima.  “It’s something to be proud of” said Mark.

Mark and Dougie see Willie cleaning the fire and tell him to leave it and they’ll do it, Antony sees that Willie has finished it by this point, he snaps “Don’t say that when he’s already done it”.

Fatima tells Mark they need more wood and water and Mark moans, “She’s like my Mum”.

“I do feel the strong, young lads should pull their weight, it’s a tough job (referring to collecting water and wood) for a woman all the time” said Fatima.

Mark tells Fatima he’s been down to collect wood twice already, Fatima said “Do your bit Mark, I’ve been down twice already”.  Mark snapped back, “What do you mean, do my bit?...I have”

Antony and Mark go to collect wood together, Antony takes the opportunity to further bitch about Fatima, “I wish she wouldn’t make everything into a competition.  The thing that keeps her in, is that fact she’s always busy, doing things, it’s certainly not because of her personality…let me tell you!”

 


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