Caffeine addict J, desperate for cup of coffee, said he would have sex with a wombat if he could have one.
He said: If they said they would give me coffee, Id do a trial and eat anything. I absolutely adore coffee. Im not even withdrawing from it. I just adore the smell and taste of coffee. Just to sit there and have a sip of coffee would be amazing. I would eat anything for some coffee for us. Or do anything. Literally.
Janice asked: Anything? Really?
J: Ok, I wouldnt engage in any man on man sexual activity and I wouldnt eat any kind of bodily matter. But Id do anything else.
Janice asked: Would you have sex with a wombat?
J replied: If I had a condom and I got told I wouldnt get done for animal cruelty then probably. As long as the wombat was consenting, thats the important thing. Id think that Id enter into a relationship with a wombat for a nice cup of Java. You never know, the wombat and I might like it and then Id have a little bed buddy while I was here. So if any wombats come this way with a canister of coffee on their back Id be right in there dude.