When a serial killer utters the same words as a carnivore does- it sounds far from normal- let's see if you agree...

Vegan on Female First

Vegan on Female First

If it makes you feel any better- I don't kill people on Mondays!

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'Relax- people have been killing people for thousands of years!'

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'God made people for people to kill…'

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'I tried not killing people for a while, but I just couldn't do it- but I feel good that I tried!'

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'If I didn't kill people-, the human population would take over the earth!'

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'You'd probably be happier if you killed people and you would have more energy…'

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'It's not murder- it's slaughter- they are two very different things!'

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'Why do you worry so much about me killing people- why not the economy?'

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'Our hands were made to strangle people- it's evolution- that's why we have thumbs- to crush the windpipe!'

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'If we weren't meant to kill people, why do I feel so good when I do it?'

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'You don't kill people? Good- more for me!'

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'What if I put you in a slightly bigger room- would that make you feel better?'

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'Lions kill other lions- it's nature…'

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'I thank people before I kill them- so it's fine!'

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