Toss flower petals everywhere- You would hack so many people off if you did this at home or at work- why are you making such an expensive mess?
Save the date- If you planned a day in and sent out cards this far in advance for any other occasion- you would literally have no friends.
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Celebrating an exit- If you started throwing rice or confetti over someone as they left their house or shopping mall- they would babbly punch you in the face for distorting their vision and dirtying their clothes.
Formal wear- At no other point in your life will you wear top hat and tails or a dress that may or may not trip you or everyone up.
Bridezilla- You are not permitted to act like a diva on any other day of your life- so don't even try.
Taking sides- At a dinner party- you don't put your friends on the left and your partner's friends on the right- that would just be silly and probably cause rowing.
Trusting kids with expensive stuff- There is no one there to watch them ordinarily if they happened to misplace said item- so basically it's gone forever.
Food with you on top- People would think you are up your own ass if you have a cake topper on your burger.
Cake cutting- No one wants you to take your time and snap a selfie- they just want the effing cake!
Commitment- You don't think about a deal at work as a 'death till us part' kind of thing- more just until the contact ends or you leave the company.
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