You seem the type of person who never texts first- And so I will seem needy to you because I believe in back and forth approach to texting. It's not going to work out.
If only we were that honest
You always text first- It exhausting for me- and the only exhaustion I want to have in this relationship is post sex.
You wake up how early? - I'm not a morning person and you are going to try and make me into one- not going to happen.
Your Netflix account doesn't match with mine- We will have nothing to watch together, therefore we have nothing in common.
You hate my favourite movie? You're a monster.
You're grammar use is primary school level- And it will never stop bothering me with every new text you send.
You eat so much- You won't be around much longer if you continue- so what's the point in even trying?
You're vegan?- I love meat- and you are not going to change my mind- see ya!
We have a lot of mutual friends on Facebook- We will have so many people trying to muscle in on our business it's really not worth the hassle.
Your mum Facebook friended me- We haven't even slept together yet and you are telling your mother about me?!
You put a lot of political posts on Facebook- Which will probably mean we will get into a lot of heated discussions about stuff I really don't know that much or care about.
You spend too long on your phone- Roughly translated- you will probably check your Twitter during sex.
You don't know what Instagram is? - Have you been living under a rock?
You say the word 'literally a lot'- And use it in the wrong context every time.
You have selfie stick- Could you be more narcissistic?!
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