It's so nice to finally meet you- I don't normally go out on dates- I don't want you to think I'm a dating machine and everyone I have met up with for dinner has rejected me- which they have.
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This vegan food is delicious- I hate it- every mouthful is making me want to chuck up. I'm totally going to McDonalds after this.
I love art- I wish I had the time to go to museums more- They are boring and I would rather watch Netflix.
I'm a casual gamer- I like video games- but they are not my life- When a new game comes out I don't shower or shave for days and only eat takeout food.
My degree has practical applications- It has nothing to do with the job I'm now in- I just couldn't decide what to study at university so I picked a subject I liked.
My last break up was mutual- I cried into my pillow every night for a year.
I love a guy with a sense of humour- Only if it's not directed at me.
I was in a frat- but not like the ones in the movies- It was exactly like the ones in the movies. We drank too much, had sex with a different women every night and I never got checked for an STI after THOSE symptoms.
I love my job- It gives me time to work on my book- I am broke and haven't written anything in years.
I'm not big drinker- I have one or two glasses every night.
I've moved on- I haven't thought about her in weeks- I text her asking if she will have me back before this date.
The hat? I'm trying to be ironic- I want to be different but can't pull it off- I know I look ridiculous.
I do all my own cooking- I order in most nights.
I don't usually sweat this much I'm just nervous- I have the most powerful deodorant money can buy.
It's been great- I'll text you tomorrow- I won't text you and I hope to never see you again. This date sucked.
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