He watches you while you sleep- While eating something- it's like a scene from any teen horror movie. 'The call is coming from inside the house.'
No way dude!
He's always too busy- With lame excuses- like 'I'm wrestling with my thoughts'. You don't want to ask what those thoughts might be- maybe of you asleep. *Shudders*
He needs lots of alone time- To masturbate- then tell you that's what he's doing. Seriously- can't it wait?!
He says things he doesn't mean- That sound like a compliment at first- but are actually a dig at someone overhearing your conversation.
He always has something to show you- Last time it was his taxidermy collection. His eyes on you are enough.
He likes to invite you into his shed- Why can't he just have a normal hobby like gaming or the gym?
He has no social etiquette- He will just come out with it if he feels he is too superior to talk to people.
He might have baggage- He hints at it every once in a while and it just brings up more questions than answers. Voices- what voices?
He tells you he will love you forever- Even though you have only been dating a few weeks and you have never said it back.