Which one have you narrowly missed?
Unfortunately Valentine’s Day is not like they show it in the movies, where the date goes swimmingly and the conversation just rolls off the tongue. Nope, life is just not that kind sometimes, so CheapHolidayLand.com have devised a foolproof list to help you get your happy ending and avoid the awful!
The Himbo
He’s not the brightest flower in the garden and thinks that making farting noises and talking toilet humour are simply hilarious.
‘You wanna see my poo cone?!’
Erm, no- taxi!
Leave him at the pub with his other equally childish mates and find someone in your own mental age group!
The hopelessly devoted to you…..
He’s sensitive- too sensitive! He sends you flowers every day and checks up on your throughout that day to see if you got to work ok, how your lunch was, if you got home ok, if you got out of the shower ok. Is this a relationship or are you my father?
The Cheap Date
The guy that takes you for a Maccys and makes you pay half. You drove and paid for parking, but you still have to cut everything down the middle. He probably has thousands stashed away somewhere because he has been this tight-arsed all his life.
The Womanizer
Do his lines sound rehearsed? Does every other picture on his Facebook page have him draped over another woman? Does he wear sunglass in winter so he can check out other women? Get rid now before you get an STD!
The Career Obsessed
Your entire conversation is work. In fact your think that he might get hard over this more than he does over you. He is never free to do anything fun because duty always calls. There is more to life than work and who cares if you might have money that is no substitute for talking and actual physical contact.
The Holiday Lothario
He’s tanned, muscly and carefree because his gap year never really ended. At first you feel inspired and think that you could live the life he does- he makes it look so good. But beneath it all is a guy who just doesn’t want to grow up and spends his time just dossing around and having sex with a different woman every night.
Mr. Vain
Yes it’s lovely that your guy doesn’t look like a bag of old spanners. But when he is more bothered about his hair getting wet in the rain than you, or whether his t-shirt makes him look fat, it feels more like you’re dating one of your girlfriends than a man.
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