Get too drunk- When you get dropped off at home your partner has to deal with the crumpled, intoxicated mess that is you after you've let your hair down with your workmates. Or they offer to pick you up and you insist they give all your new friends a lift home.
Drink too much
Want sex with your partner- After a few drinks you find the courage to launch yourself at your partner for a big snog and hope that they will succumb to your dribbly, slurry charms- but what you think is sexy in that moment probably isn't.
Have an argument- Your partner isn't in the best of moods because they have to pick you up at stupid o'clock and bundle your Bambi-like legs into the car like they're kidnapping you. You think they should match your mood- but all they want is their bed and some peace and quiet.
Posed for an inappropriate picture- It's been posted on Facebook- there's no going back- and your partner's not impressed that your male colleague has his head in your breasts or that another is kissing you on the lips 'for a laugh'.
Throw up- You might make it back to the house- or you might not- either way- your partner won't be sleeping with you for a while once they've seen you chick your guts up.
Asked your partner to call in sick for you- Everyone will know but you simply can't get out of bed without throwing up- so you get your partner to do the dirty work for you.
Tell your partner how much you love them- Measured against all the men you work with- you tell him he's so much better than those wasters. It's a backhanded compliment- but to you it sounds like the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Injure yourself- Not only does your poor loved one have to wipe the sick from your face but the blood from your forehead too because you thought you'd won the battle with the toilet door.
Based on the research by My Breast.
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