It's National Children's Day- a day to celebrate the joy of spending time with your kids, but if you don't have any offspring, chances are, you still act like children anyway! 

Relationships on Female First

Relationships on Female First

You don't share- If he steals a chip from your plate or eats the last of your secret stash of chocolate, you pout and give him the evil stare- he has officially ruined your life in that moment.

You enjoy tickle fights- If the conversation has run dry, you go from talking about politics or work to blowing raspberries on each other's bellies or tickling each other in all the right places.

You still watch cartoons- A Saturday morning is reserved for reruns of Ghostbusters and The Raccoons- they are just as good as you remember. Now, let's break out the Rice Crispies!

You drink milk before bed- Something your mother instilled in you- and you still do it- it calms down your digestive system and helps keep your teeth healthy- why would you want to stop doing something so good for your body?

You still eat kid food- Pizza, chips, sausage rolls, sandwich triangles, cheese and pickled onions on sticks- your 'can't be bothered cooking' nights look like a four year old's birthday party spread.

You still get excited about cake- If one of you calls by the bakery and brings home cakes- of the cup, slice or whole variety, you fall in love with your partner that little bit more. He is still second in line to cake- obviously.

You have some or all of the Disney collection in your DVD stash- You like to kick back and watch them on a lazy Sunday afternoon and forget that- you are in fact an adult now and both have to go to work in the morning.

You know the words to kiddie songs- If a Disney song comes on the car radio or one appears on an advert on the TV you will happily sing along and praise each other for still remembering the words. Far more satisfying than getting a degree or a promotion right?

You use your cold hands and feet as punishment- One of you has gone to bed early and the other arrives later with cold extremities. The perfect way to wake your partner up, or get their attention if they are too engrossed in their book to notice you've arrived.

McDonalds never grows old- If your man says 'let's get a Maccys in' it's like all your Christmases have come at once- you know you picked him for a good reason and he will be rewarded with kisses depending on if he gets you an extra cheeseburger!


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