Tinder- 'Tinder this is where all your hopes go to die!' Enough said.
Relationships on Female First
Talking about your ex- One mention is ok- but if you go on and on about it- you clearly want to be on this date with her and not me. I am not your therapist!
Chewing with your mouth open- Would you leave the washing machine door open while it was on a spin cycle?! No? Then keep your mouth shut!
Texting- The epitome of rudeness- am I not interesting enough for you?!
Not brushing your teeth- Your breath stinks- you will literally never be kissed again if you don't brush that tongue.
Smoking- If I wanted to suck on a cigarette instead of your face- I could do that- I don't need you.
Guys that spit- Keep it in your mouth for later or just swallow- why does it need to come out right now?!
Instability- Women like stability- it's sexy- so get your s**t together fellas!
Bad grammar- If you text me in the early stages with a spelling mistake or bad grammar- please don't hold out much hope for us.
A guy who hates nicknames- We like to be called cutesy names- it makes us feel special-call us by our actual name and we think we have done something wrong.
Talk endlessly- About stuff you know nothing about- you just like the sound of your own voice- 'taxi!'
Moaners- We all have bad days- don't try to belittle mine with your attempt at a bad day.
Neediness- Someone who relies on you for their entire social calendar and monitors your every move- 'see ya!'
Too tactile- There is a time and a place for a subtle touch that gets those tingles going but a guy who thinks its ok to prod and poke you will lose the use of his fingers.
Too masculine- We get it- you're male- there is no need to get your testosterone out and show it to us.
But for that special someone- maybe we can let a few of these slide!
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