Alec Mapa is hilarious!

The out gay comedian had everyone howling with laughter when he performed at the GLAAD Awards on Saturday in Hollywood.Mapa, who has a small but recurring role on Desperate Housewives as Vern, covered everything from Star Trek to George W."Is there anything gayer than Star Trek?" Mapa asked. "The entire crew wore bell-bottom capris and go-go boots."He thinks Desperate Housewives has to have the gayest set ever, especially if you cast an eye toward the hair and makeup crew responsible for maintaining Eva Longoria's gorgeous self. "She has more gay men working on her than George Michael in a public bathroom," said Mapa.Mapa also had some words for those who mistake him for Rex Lee of Entourage. "I don't have to say it over and over again: I am not on Entourage," he said. "That's somebody else entirely. Also gay, also Asian, the similarities end there. I know we all look alike to you people, but make a friggin' effort. Nobody goes up to Doogie Howser and says, 'I love you on Grey's Anatomy.' "After making some recent trips to Washington, D.C., Mapa observes that our commander in chief isn't exactly well liked. "George Bush is going down faster than a fat kid on a corn dog. People in D.C. actually miss Bill Clinton. Oh my god, don't you miss him? Don't you miss the days when the president just screwed interns instead of entire civilizations?"

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