A man refused to give a carrot to his kids as it was ''too rude''.
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Matthew and Amy Whittaker discovered the vegetable that resembled a pair of legs and a penis amongst there delivery from Tesco.
The 43-year-old said: ''We'd had it delivered so I was bringing the shopping in from the front door and Amy was unpacking it.
''She shouted me to come to the kitchen urgently, I thought something was wrong at first.
''But she was holding a carrot that looked like a pair of legs with a penis on show.
''When she showed me, we fell about laughing.''
Matthew admits that he has forbidden his children from eating the crude carrot, even though it made him and his wife ''chuckle''.
He added: ''We had a chuckle, it brought a bit of light relief during these uncertain times.''