A man suffered a near-death experience and then updated his Tinder bio fittingly to attract more suitors.
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The 27-year-old Virginian man, known only as Joe, has had dating app users in fits of laughter following his hilarious updated Tinder profile, where he informed potential suitors that he'd been ''crushed'' by two hay bales weighing 1,500lbs each.
The post was first noticed by 'Bored Panda' and read: ''Sup ladies, I'm Joe, I just got crushed by 3000 pounds. Got a broken pelvis but still dtf [down to f**k]. I do have a catheter.
''I don't wanna be 'one of those guys' who lies about his catheter status. The catheter may be an issue but great minds do great things.
''Bedbound, you literally have to do all the work. I probably can't get off... Or get hard. But hey; great minds.
''Anyway, I'm here at UVA medical center if you wanna smash. I should be dead, I still can't wrap my mind around how I survived. It was pure luck. (sic)''
The tinder bio has gone viral and had users congratulating his ''inspiring'' Tinder bio.
Meanwhile, Joe is just thrilled that he's able to tell his story and meet potential suitors, in spite of his ''painful'' injuries.
He explained: ''I have a long road to recovery ahead of me. And it's gonna be a painful, but that's okay. Because I'm still alive, breathing, and no longer crushed under 3000lbs of hay, so I welcome any and all pain.''
Joe ended the hilarious post with: ''I still got that Tinder game.''