Police were called over a man's threats to ''blow up'' a bathroom - but he was actually talking about the mess he was going to make in the toilet.
Cops were called to a Home Depot in Kansas after it was reported that someone was heard saying: ''You all need to get out of here because I am fixin' to blow it up.''
According the Wichita Eagle, an employee told police he was in the bathroom when a man said: ''Somebody told me there's a bomb in the building, you need to leave the building.''
The store employee left the bathroom and called 911.
The man in question told police he was just joking and that he ''had no intention of causing such alarm''.
No charges were made.