Hello possums. The word dame means different things to different people in that lovely little place called Great Britain. It’s a title that is bestowed on ladies of distinction who have undertaken valuable work to safeguard what’s left of your lovely little Empire. Then there is my good self, Australia’s greatest export and gracious role model to the likes of Nicole and Kylie. Now you can experience my contribution to world culture by devouring this four-disc set containing my most intimate chats with gorgeous men like Sean Connery, Mel Gibson, Tony Curtis and Larry Hagman, plus a host of lovely ladies almost as attractive as myself. Titled THE DAME EDNA EXPERIENCE THE COMPLETE SERIES (what else could it be called?), it celebrates my fifty years as Australia’s First Lady, hits the shops on 9th April 2007 and coincides nicely with my acclaimed new show on ITV1, The Dame Edna Treatment – The Dame Returns. These are fantastic, cutting-edge, ground-breaking shows and there are also embarrassing appearances by that yucky Australian diplomat Sir Les Patterson.

So possoms, for your chance to bring some real golden antipodean glamour to your April evenings - which I have been informed always shower - pick up this great set which also features my Christmas Special and A Night on Mount Edna.Dame Edna