Singer Sinead O'Connor is glad she has never met her comedy crush Dave Chappelle, because she fears any liaison would have landed her behind bars.
In a revealing new Billboard interview, the Irish star, who insists she's single despite the fact she is still married to her fourth husband - of 16 days - Barry Herridge, confesses funnyman Chappelle has toppled Iron Man Robert Downey, Jr.
As we say in Ireland, he's a ride
as her top guy.
She tells the publication, "(My infatuation with Downey, Jr.) is all about lust. He's gorgeous, and I think I could love him. But Dave Chappelle, I actually love. "I'd have to abandon Robert if it came down to him and Dave.
I watch Chappelle on the telly (TV), and I'm just like a Justin Bieber fan.
He is a genius with balls the size of Alaska.
I can identify with that.
My own balls are quite large.
"As we say in Ireland, he's a ride. It means that if he were a bike, I'd be riding him around the country because he's so gorgeous".
O'Connor has never met her crush, which she insists is a good thing, adding, "I would be in jail now for sexual assault".
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