Ahead of the brand new episode, MTV have put together the best pick-up lines from Beavis and Butt-Head. 

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Have you ever used any of these? Or are you going to try them? Let us know how you get on with them.  

Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."

I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.

Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.

Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?

You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.

If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.

You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.

Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.

What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.

If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?

My lips are registered weapons.

I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?

If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.


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