You remind her how important her parents are- She only has two and she needs to remember all they have done for her before opening her mouth.
You stop her from sleeping with the wrong men- And give her a list of reasons why it's a bad idea.
You prevent her from fighting with men who have no respect for women- Just walk away and be smug in the knowledge that he is never getting laid.
You make her get petrol before you break down- The amber light means you need to go now not later.
You shake before you part ways so she doesn't so anything silly- Like buy a puppy or get a fake ID.
You stop her from eating the wrong things- Whether she's gluten intolerant/ lactose intolerant/ allergic to peanuts- you know what's in lots of different foods to prevent her from pooping, swelling or bloating.
You advise her on naked pics- And let her send it only if she takes her face off the snap.
You get in there quickly before she gets hurt- Like the way she always drinks coffee too fast and burns her mouth but never learns her lesson.
You make sure she's paying her bills- If she's not you are on her case right away.
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