Set the scene- you both arrive at a fancy restaurant and while looking over the menu you begin the journey through the following bad dating habits…
Overshare- My parents are bats**t crazy and now we don't speak is a little heavy for first date conversation.
Hide in the bathroom- Your date will think you're taking a massive crap. Have you seen Along Came Polly?
Get drunk- Intoxicated monologues are bad enough but coupled with a burp at the end- not sexy.
Jumping to conclusions-'Having a really good time' does not translate to 'I want to have sex'. Just FYI.
Fall in love- You find one thing you both love and suddenly flashes of your wedding day start going through your mind.
STOP!
Be Yourself! If the menu is pretentious- go and eat somewhere that you both feel comfortable and relax!