Couples have reduced stress levels because of sex!
www.prezzybox.com has found the true cost of love on our health, life span, kissing and sex, so we investigate!
The true cost of love on living longer…..
Men live 10 years longer if they are in a long term relationship than those who are single! That would be due to the reduced amount of work they do for themselves once they get in a relationship then…..
A woman on the other hand only lives four years longer. This is because we are picking up the slack from the men! Washing, ironing, cleaning, cooking- all the while they sit on their x-box or their laptop in front of the TV!
The true cost of love on health…….
Single people are more afflicted by heart attacks, strokes, cancer and pneumonia, HOWEVER, couples are more likely to be obese! It seems the worry of not finding mr or mrs right can affect people’s anxiety levels which could lead on to worse things.
It is not surprising that couples get fatter the longer they are together. When you are single you are out to impress, when you are with someone stuffing your face with take-out food followed by a box of chocolates is just another Saturday night!
The true cost of love on kissing……
Kissing reduces stress- no matter how long you have been together a good lip lock can make even the crappiest of days fade into insignificance!
Kissing improves your immune system- well it would as your body needs to become adjusted to the new bugs that you are ingesting! Ewwww!
Kissing reduces tooth decay- my fella knocked my tooth out with his watch a little while ago- I suppose that could be classed a reduction!
Kissing burns calories- if you do it for 96 minutes you can have yourself a Mars Bar! I’m not sure I could do anything for 96 minutes- I don’t know about you? And now the Mars Bar is on the table, the sex will last even less time, because all I can think about is eating-the-Mars-Bar!
The true cost of love on sex……
Couples also have reduced stress levels from all the sex (ha!)- well there is less time for arguments, resentment and pettiness during sex. Just be sure when you are on your back with your legs spread that you are not thinking about the last time the ceiling was painted!
Sex gives you more surges of feel good chemicals. If you have 99 minutes worth of bumping uglies then you can have a chicken tikka masala and 30 minutes of oral equates to half a lager! Or we could skip it, have the junk food, drink, snuggle down and watch Sherlock? (And the obesity thing makes even more sense now!)