If you like dogs and puns then you're in the right place.

To get in the Crufts spirit, here are some cracking dog jokes.

What kind of construction are dogs best at? Roofing.

When my dog starts itching, it really ticks me off.

Pavlov? He rings a bell.

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This is a helpful diagram (@chuckdarwin)

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He said his dog ran 10 miles to get the ball. That seems a bit far fetched.

He knew the dog was calling because he had collar I.D.

What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.

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That’s all 🐶🐾

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I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. One of my canines is loose.

The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted.

Have you heard about the fast food van outside the pet shop? It sells hot dogs.

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Comment your pets name and tag 3 friends of him♥

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What’s a dog’s favourite co-ordinates? K9

What do you call a dog that’s had too much whiskey? Jack Spaniels.

Make sure you use Collie flour when baking for your dog.

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Looks like a good boy to me! 🐄(@chuckdarwin)

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Trying to train my dog was a Mastiff waste of time.

You have to be careful after it rains cats and dogs and make sure you don’t step in a Poodle.


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